哈利波特与魔法石--整理过的英文剧本3

MCGONAGALL: Welcome to Hogwarts. Now, in a few moments you will pass through these doors and join your classmates. But before you take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses. They are Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Now while you're here your house will be like your family. Your triumphs will earn you points. Any rule breaking and you will loose points. At the end of the year, the houses with the most points is awarded the house cup.
NEVILLE:Trevor! Sorry.
MCGONAGALL: The Sorting Ceremony will begin momentarily.
DRACO MALFOY: It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
N & OTH: Harry Potter?
DRACO MALFOY: This is Crabbe and Goyle. And I'm Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Think my name's funny do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley. You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't want to making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.
HARRY:I think I can tell the wrong sort for my self thanks.
MCGONAGALL:We're ready for you. Follow me.
HERMIONE:It's not real the ceiling. It's just bewitched to look like the night outside. I read about it in Hogwarts, A History.
MCGONAGALL:Will you wait along here please. Now before we begin, Professor Dumbledore
would like to say a few words.
DUMBLEDORE:I have a few start-of-term notices I wish to announce. The first years please note, that the Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students. Also, our caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to remind you that the third floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to all who do not wish to die a most painful death. Thank you.
MCGONAGALL:When I call your name you will come forth, I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head, and you will be sorted into your houses. Hermione Granger!
HERMIONE:Oh, no. OK relax.
RON WEASLEY:Mental that one, I'm telling you.
SHARRY:Ah, right then. Hum... Right. Okay, Gryffindor!
MCGONAGALL:Draco Malfoy!
SHARRY:Slytherin!
RON WEASLEY:There's no witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin.
MCGONAGALL: Susan Bones!
HARRY:Ow!
RON WEASLEY:Harry what is it?
HARRY:Nothing. Nothing, I'm fine
SHARRY: ...where shall I put you? Let's see... I know! Hufflepuff!
MCGONAGALL: Ronald Weasley!
SHARRY:Ha! Another Weasley! I know just what to do with you... Gryffindor!
MCGONAGALL: Harry potter
SHARRY:Hmmm... Difficult, very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind either. There's talent, oh yes, and a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you...
HARRY:Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!
SHARRY:Not Slytherin eh? Are you sure? You could be great you know. It's all herei your head. And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, there's no doubt about that. No? (Harry whispering: Please, Please anything but Slytherin, anything but Slytherin.) Well if you're sure, better be... Gryffindor!
MCGONAGALL:Your attention please.
DUMBLEDORE: Let the feast begin!
HARRY:Wow!
SFRED WEASLEY:I'm half and half. Me dad's a Muggle, mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock
for him when he found out!
HARRY:Say Percy, who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell?
PERCY: Oh, Professor Snape, head of Slytherin house.
HARRY:What's he teach?
PERCY:Potions. But everyone knows it's the Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after Quirrell's job for years.
RON WEASLEY:Ah!
SIR NEVILLE:Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor.
OTH:It's the Bloody Baron!
PERCY:Hello, Sir Nicholas. Have a nice summer?
SIR NEVILLE:Dismal. Once again my request to join the Headless Hunt has been denied.
RON WEASLEY:I know you. You're Nearly Headless Nick.
SIR NEVILLE:I prefer Sir Nicholas if you don't mind.
HERMIONE:"Nearly" headless? How can you be "nearly" headless?
SIR NEVILLE:Like this.
RON WEASLEY: Ah!


PERCY: Gryffindors, follow me, please. Keep up. Thank-you.
OTH:Ravenclaw follow me. This way.
PERCY:This is the most direct part to the dormitories. Oh, and keep an eye on the staircases, they like to change. Keep up please, and follow me. Quickly now, come on. Come on.
OTH:That picture's moving!
OTH:Look at that one.
OTH:I think she fancies you.
OTH: Look, look!
OTH: Who's that girl?
WALL PICTURE:Welcome to Hogwarts!
THE FAT LADY: Password?
PERCY:Caput Draconis. Follow me, everyone. Keep up. Quickly, come on! Gather around here. Welcome to the Gryffindor common room. Boys' dormitories is upstairs and down to your left. Girls the same on your right. You'll find all your belonging have already been brought up.
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RON WEASLEY:Whew! We made it! Can you imagine the look on McGonagall's face if we were late? That was bloody brilliant!
MCGONAGALL:Thank-you for that assessment Mr. Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful transfigured Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way one of you might be on time.
HARRY:We got lost.
MCGONAGALL:Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.
SEVERUS SNAPE:There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making. However, for those select few who possess the predisposition. I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I show you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. Then again maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention. Mr. Potter, our new celebrity. Tell me what would I get if I added root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? You don't know? Well let's try again. Where Mr. Potter would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?
HARRY:I don't know, sir.
SEVERUS SNAPE:And what is the difference between monkswood and wolfsbane?
HARRY: I don't know sir.
SEVERUS SNAPE: Pity. Clearly fame isn't everything. Is it Mr. Potter?
SFRED WEASLEY:Eye of rabbit, harp sting hum, turn this water into rum... Eye of rabbit harp sting hum, turn this water into rum.
HARRY: What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
RON WEASLEY: Turn it to rum. Actually he managed to make weak tea yesterday, before--- Ah, mail's here.
HARRY: Can I burrow this? Thanks.
OTH:Hey look! Neville's got a Remembrall.
HERMIONE:I've read about those. When the smoke turns red it means you've forgotten something.
NEVILLE:The only problem is I can't remember what I have forgotten.
HARRY:Hey Ron, somebody broke into Gringotts. Listen: "Believed to be the work of Dark wizards or witches unknown, Gringotts goblins were acknowledging the breach insist nothing was taken. The vault in question number 713 had been emptied earlier that very same day." That's odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went to.


MHARRY:Good afternoon, class.
OTHS:Good afternoon Madame Hooch.
MHARRY:Good afternoon Amanda, good afternoon. Welcome to your first flying lesson. Well what are you waiting for? Everyone step up to the left side of their broomstick. Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right hand over the broom and say up.
H & OTHS: Up! Up!
HARRY:Woah!
DRACO MALFOY:Up.
RON WEASLEY:Up. Up!
MHARRY:With feeling!
HERMIONE:Up. Up! Up. Up!UP! Ow! Shut up Harry.Now once you've got hold of your broom,
I want you to mount it. Grip it tight. You don't wanna be sliding off the end. When I blow my whistle, I want each of you to kick off from the ground, hard. Keep your broom steady, hover for a moment, then lean forward slightly and touch back down. On my whistle. Three, two... Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Mr. Mr. Longbottom!
OTHS:Down! Down!
HARRY:Neville!
NEVILLE:Help! Help!
MHARRY:Come back down this instant! Mr. Longbottom! Everyone out of the way!
HERMIONE:Is he alright?
NEVILLE:Ow!
MHARRY:Oh oh oh. Oh dear, it's a broken wrist. Poor boy. Come on now, up you get. Everyone is to keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing. Understand? If I see a single broom in the air the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say "Quidditch".
DRACO MALFOY:Did you see his face? If the fat lump had given this a squeeze he would remember to fall on his fat arse.
HARRY:Give it here Malfoy.
DRACO MALFOY:No, I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find. How about on the roof? What's the matter Potter?Bit beyond you reach?
HERMIONE:Harry! No way! You heard what Madame Hooch said. Besides you don't even know how to fly! What an idiot!
HARRY:Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you off your broom!
DRACO MALFOY:Is that so? Have it your way, then!
OTH: Yeah!
OTH:Nice going, Harry!
OTH:That was wicked Harry!
MCGONAGALL:Harry Potter! Follow me. You wait here.
QUIRRELL:... this is an ingredient...
MCGONAGALL:Professor Quirrell, excuse me, excuse me could I borrow Wood for a moment, please?
QUIRRELL:Well, yes of course.
MCGONAGALL:Potter, this is Oliver Wood. Wood I have found you a Seeker.
SIR NEVILLE:Have you heard Harry Potter's the new Gryffindor Seeker. I always knew he'd do well.
RON WEASLEY:Seeker? But first years never make the house teams. You must be the youngest Quidditch player in...
HARRY:A century. According to McGonagall.
FRED WEASLEY:Well dome Harry! Wood's just told us!
RON WEASLEY:Fred and George are on the team too. Beaters.
GEORGE WEASLEY:Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloody up too bad. Can't make any promises of course. Rough game Quidditch.
FRED WEASLEY: Brutal! But, nobody's died in years. Someone vanishes occasionally.
GEORGE WEASLEY:But they'll turn up in a month or two!
RON WEASLEY:Oh go on Harry! Quidditch is great. Best game there is, and you'll be great too!
HARRY:But I've never even played Quidditch! What if I make a fool of myself?
HERMIONE:You won't make a fool of yourself. It's in your blood.
RON WEASLEY:Woah! Harry, you never told me your father was a seeker too!
HARRY:I didn't know.

RON WEASLEY:I'm telling you, it's spooky! She knows move about you than you do!
HARRY:Who doesn't?
RON WEASLEY :What's happening?
HERMIONE:The staircases change remember?
HARRY:Let's go this way.
RON WEASLEY:Before the staircase moves again. Does anybody feel like we shouldn't be here?
HERMIONE:We're not supposed to be here. This is the third floor. It's forbidden!
HARRY:Let's go.
HERMIONE:Flich's cat!
HARRY:Run! Quick, let's hide through that door! It's locked!
RON WEASLEY:that's it we're done for!
HERMIONE:Oh! Move over! Alohomora! Get in!
RON WEASLEY:Alohomora?
HERMIONE:Standard Book Of Spells- Chapter 7!
FILCH:Any one here my sweet? Come on.
HERMIONE:He thinks this door is locked.
RON WEASLEY:He thinks this door is locked.
HERMIONE: It was locked.
HARRY:And for good reason.
H, R, & HERMIONE:AH!
RON WEASLEY:What do they think they're doing? Keeping a thing like that locked up in a school?
HERMIONE:You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on?
RON WEASLEY: I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads. Or maybe you didn't notice... the three!
HERMIONE:It was standing on a trap door. It wasn't there by accident. It's guarding something.
HARRY:Guarding something?
HERMIONE:That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get killed or worse... expelled.
RON WEASLEY:She needs to sort out her priorities.
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OLIVER WOOD: Quidditch is easy enough to understand. Each team has 7 players. Three Chasers, two Beaters, one Keeper and a Seeker, that's you. There are three kinds of balls. This one's called the Quaffle. The Chasers handle the Quaffle and try to put it through one of those three hoops. The Keeper, that's me, defends the hoops. With me so far?
HARRY:I think so. What are those?
OLIVER WOOD:You better take this. Careful now, it's coming back. Not bad Potter, you'd make
a fair Beater. Uh-oh.
HARRY:What was that?
OLIVER WOOD:Bludgers. Nasty little buggers. But you are a Seeker. The only thing I want you to worry about is this, the Golden Snitch.
HARRY:I like this ball.
OLIVER WOOD:Eh, you like it now. But it's wicked fast and damn near impossible to see.
HARRY:What do I do with it?
OLIVER WOOD:You catch it. Before the other team's Seeker. You catch this the game's over. You catch this, Potter, and we win.
HARRY:Woah!
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PROFESSOR FLITWICK:One of a wizard's most rudimental skill is levitation or the ability to make objects fly. Do you all have your feathers? Good. Now don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been practicing. Hum! The "Swish and Flick". Everyone, the "Swish and Flick". Good! Oh and annunciate! Wingardium Leviosa. Off you go then!
OTHS:Wingardium Leviosa; Wingardium Leviosa!
RON WEASLEY:Wingardium Leviosa!
HERMIONE:No, stop stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not Leviosar.
RON WEASLEY:You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on!
HERMIONE:Wingardium Leviosa.
PROFESSOR FLITWICK:Oh oh! Well done! See here everyone, Miss Granger's done it! Ho ho! Splendid!
SFRED WEASLEY:Wingard-Leviosa; Wingard-- Leviosa
PROFESSOR FLITWICK:Well done dear. OH!
HARRY:I think we're going to need another feather over here professor.
RON WEASLEY:"It's Levi-o-sa not Leviosar." She's a nightmare honestly! It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends!
HARRY:I think she heard you.
HARRY:Where's Hermione?
NEVILLE:Parvati Patil said she's wouldn't come out of the girl's bathroom. She said she's been there all afternoon, crying.
QUIRRELL:Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! Though you ought to know.
OTHS:Ah!
DUMBLEDORE:SILENCE! Everyone will please not panic! Now prefects please escort your house to the dormitories. Teachers will follow me to the dungeons.
PERCY:Gryffindors, keep up, please, and stay alert!
HARRY:How could a troll get in?
RON WEASLEY:Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes. What?
HARRY:Hermione! She doesn't know!
RON WEASLEY:I think the troll's left the dungeon!
HARRY:It's going into the girl's bathroom.Hermione move!
HERMIONE:Help! Help!
RON WEASLEY:Hey, pea brain!
HERMIONE:Ah! Help!
HARRY:Woah!
RON WEASLEY:Ugh!
HARRY:Do something!
RON WEASLEY:What?
HARRY:Anything! Hurry up!
HERMIONE:"Swish & Flick!"
RON WEASLEY:Wingardium Leviosa! Cool.
HERMIONE:Is it dead?
HARRY:No just knocked out.
HARRY:Ugh.
RON WEASLEY:Troll boogies.
MCGONAGALL:Oh my goodness! Explain yourselves both of you!
H & RON WEASLEY:Well what it is-
HERMIONE:It's my fault Professor Mc Gonagall
MCGONAGALL:Miss. Granger?
HERMIONE:I went looking for the troll I've read about them and I though I could handle it. But I was wrong. If Harry and Ron hadn’t come and found me... I’d probably be dead.
MCGONAGALL:Be that as it may, it was an extremely foolish thing to do. I would have expected more rational behavior on your part and am very disappointed in you Miss.Granger. Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgement. As for you two gentle I just hope you realize how fortunate you are. Not many first year students could take on a fully grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale. Five points will be awarded to each of you, for sheer dumb luck.
QUIRRELL:Perhaps you ought to go. It might wake up.



RON WEASLEY:Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on.
HERMIONE:Ron's right Harry, you're going to need your strength today.
HARRY:I'm not hungry.
SEVERUS SNAPE:Good luck today, Potter. Then again, now that you've proven yourself against
a troll, a little game of Quidditch should be easy work for you. Even if it is against Slytherin.
HARRY:That explains the blood.
HERMIONE:Blood?
HARRY:Listen, last night, I'm guessing Snape let the troll in as diversion so he could get past that three headed dog. But, he got bit, that's why he's limping.
HERMIONE:But why would anyone go near that dog?
HARRY:The day I was at Gringotts, Hagrid took something out of one of the vaults. Said it was Hogwarts business, very secret.
HERMIONE:So you're saying- -
HARRY:That's what the dog's guarding. That's what Snape wants.
HERMIONE:A bit early for mail isn't it?
HARRY:But, I never get mail.
RON WEASLEY:Let's open it.
HARRY:It's a broomstick.
RON WEASLEY:It's not just a broomstick, Harry. It's a Nimbus 2000!
HARRY:But who--?
OLIVER WOOD:Scared, Harry?
HARRY:A little.
OLIVER WOOD:It's alright. I felt the same way before my first game.
HARRY:What happened?
OLIVER WOOD:I.. uh...I don't really remember... Took a Bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke in the hospital a week later.
LJ:Hello! Welcome to Hogwart's first Quidditch game of the season! Today's game: Slytherin vs. Gryffindor! The player take their positions as Madam Hooch steps onto the field to begin the game!
MHARRY:Now, I want a nice clean game... from all of you.
LJ:The Bludgers are up. Followed by the Golden Snitch. Remember the Snitch is worth 150 points. The Seeker who catches the Snitch ends the game. The Quaffle is released and the game begins! Anjelina Johnson scores! Ten points for Gryffindor!
HAGRID:Well done!
LJ:Slytherin takes the Quaffle. Bletchley passes to Captain Marcus Flint. Another ten points to Gryffindor!
MFRED WEASLEY:Give me that! Take that side!
HAGRID:What's going on with Harry's broomstick?
HERMIONE:It's Snape! He's jinxing the broom!
RON WEASLEY:Jinxing the broom?! What do we do?
HERMIONE:Leave it to me!
RON WEASLEY:Come on Hermione!
HERMIONE:Lacarnum Inflamarae.
OTH:Fire! You're on fire!
HAGRID:Go, go, go, go! Looks like he's gonna be sick!
LJ:He's got the Snitch! Harry Potter receives 150 points for catching the Snitch!
MHARRY:Gryffindor wins!
HAGRID:Yes!
OTHS:Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry
Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor!